funny 笑一餐的妙論‏~~

人啊！

沒錢的時候，養豬；

有錢的時候，養狗。


沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；

有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。


沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；

有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。


沒錢的時候想結婚；

有錢的時候想離婚。


沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書；

有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。


沒錢的時候假裝有錢；

有錢的時候假裝沒錢。


人啊，都不講實話：


說股票是毒品，都在玩；

說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；


說美女是禍水，都想要；

說高處不勝寒，都在爬；


說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；

說天堂最美好，都不去!!!


當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；

男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉；


過去把第一次留給丈夫；

現在把第一胎留給丈夫。


鄉下早晨雞叫人，

城裡晚上人叫雞；


舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，

新社會演員賣身不賣藝。



人生是什麼?

只 用 了 4 4 個 字 , 就 把 人 生 講 完 了 ....

所 以 人 與 人 , 有 啥 好 計 較 的 咧 ?

快樂好相處比較重要啦！


1 歲 時 出場亮相

10 歲 時 功課至上

20 歲 時 春心盪漾

30 歲 時 職場對抗

40 歲 時 身材發胖

50 歲 時 打打麻將

60 歲 時 老當益壯

70 歲 時 常常健忘

80 歲 時 搖搖晃晃

90 歲 時 迷失方向

100 歲 時 掛在牆上

Happy Birthday to Mys3lf~~

Bi33 gave me a surprise....He collaborate with my bestie to give me a surprise.....ON my bithday that day, suppose bi33 told me he was in KL...but actually he lie to me...hmmp...He was already in Ipoh but i dont know..The night before my irthday,8 po san asked me to go out yum cha at about 8 smtg so i thought just normal go yum cha...then I went....Suppose my friend said will come and fetch me...while i was waiting dearie, bI33 phoned me...lol.....i done a lit stupid thing...(paiseh to tell...)lol...juz me n bi33 knw is enuf)=p....tat time i look look out the window, I saw a car so familiar!! Is bi33`c car!!!!!!! omg........ I got shocked ahhh...!!.'I was so surprised, I really didn't expect it....Then I knew that he collaborate with 8 po san to give me a surprise!! Bi33 bring me to watch movie wor~~~doink doink***=&&&...Actually I thought just normal, watch movie,eat then go back...But after watching movie, he done stupid things again....lol....(secret oso)paiseh..(skip)....He take out the birthday cake n light up the candles to make me feel surprise...That time , I was fun of happiness and felt very blissful...Althought the cake is simple but it taste nice and lucious....

Time goes faster than I think. Today turns 20 years old now...Oh, sounds so desperate, but, it’s just once in a life time to have a 20 years old birthday. I am missing home and the days I spent my birthdays with my family. Thank friends for your pre birthday wishes....Thank you for all of your lovely Birthday wishes. I had a great day.

*Thanks to those who remembered my birthday, let’s hope things will be better next year...Ok, happy birthday to myself, however, it is a wonderful day for me :)*

♥My 1st surprise♥

my BIRTHDAY CAK3~~THX BI333..love u always..muakss

♥mY 2nd SUrprise♥

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sweetheart strawberries...=(bi33`s heart_lol

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♥MY 3rd surprise♥

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♥36 Roses...thx bi33..

~MEANING OF ROSES~

36 Roses (Feeling romantic attachment because you come to me.)

♥4th surprise♥

bear bear n pure 18k gold couple ring~~thxx bi33...

My First bLOG @@

HI EVERYONE....This is my first blog....

Yeah, I'm new to this. I've been meaning to start a blog since the beginning of time, it just hasn't happened, until now! The next big challenge will be to actually start posting....